Born in Port Adelaide. Played football and cricket a lot. Represented S.A. schoolboys football 1961. Escaped Woodville High at 15. Music industry in Adelaide until 21. Left Adelaide for London. Returned 1972 moved to Melbourne. Next four years was Senior Executive for Lunch & Dinner assisting Astor Records and music industry in supporting Australian wine industry and restaurants across Australia. Retired hurt, travelled and wrote songs for next ten years. Wrote for ABC radio. Made head of Radio Comedy for four years. Performed Roly Parks and Sir Murray Rivers QC for past 27 years.

Met Mr John Clarke. Spent next 26 years with aforementioned trying to get politicians to put their hands up on the table where we could all see them. Inveterate traveller and photographer.

See Curriculum Vitae for full catastrophe.